What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:02

-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
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A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
Octopussy